And the Congregation said,
Hey men,
It's not what we do when we are being watched that makes us who we are.
It's what we do when we know we're not being watched, that's makes us who we are.
For too long I've cleaned up for company. Instead of doing it for myself.
If I have to clean up because company is coming over, that would make me a slob.
I'm a slob.
There I said it.
N-E-way. (not to be confused with, "The New England Way")
It's like my weight watching, I watch it go up, until someone else makes me realize that I'm getting.... hmmmm, too big for my britches? Then I'll cut back for a week until I see that I'm losing some weight and then I'll get paid and celebrate with Chinese buffet dinners for the next four days. Two steps forward three steps back anyone? If I were the kind of person that ate to forget his troubles and to relieve boredom I would be a?? Glutton?
I'm a glutton.
And that's not even mentioning the punishment ;)
Yesterday I went on a shopping spree. I spent what would amount to a little over two paychecks and bought not one thing that I needed. I spent because I was greedy, needy, and most importantly because I felt powerful knowing that I could. What nasty little adjective can I tag on to name that kind of evil? Wasteful at the very least.
I'm wasteful.
Maybe that's why I'm wanted not.
Another day in the life here at work. Completely dead, actually. FREAKING BORING. It took two days for the last four hours to pass.
And I still ended up here with nothing useful to add.
mwah.
B
It's not what we do when we are being watched that makes us who we are.
It's what we do when we know we're not being watched, that's makes us who we are.
For too long I've cleaned up for company. Instead of doing it for myself.
If I have to clean up because company is coming over, that would make me a slob.
I'm a slob.
There I said it.
N-E-way. (not to be confused with, "The New England Way")
It's like my weight watching, I watch it go up, until someone else makes me realize that I'm getting.... hmmmm, too big for my britches? Then I'll cut back for a week until I see that I'm losing some weight and then I'll get paid and celebrate with Chinese buffet dinners for the next four days. Two steps forward three steps back anyone? If I were the kind of person that ate to forget his troubles and to relieve boredom I would be a?? Glutton?
I'm a glutton.
And that's not even mentioning the punishment ;)
Yesterday I went on a shopping spree. I spent what would amount to a little over two paychecks and bought not one thing that I needed. I spent because I was greedy, needy, and most importantly because I felt powerful knowing that I could. What nasty little adjective can I tag on to name that kind of evil? Wasteful at the very least.
I'm wasteful.
Maybe that's why I'm wanted not.
Another day in the life here at work. Completely dead, actually. FREAKING BORING. It took two days for the last four hours to pass.
And I still ended up here with nothing useful to add.
mwah.
B
2 Comments:
If I am what I am when people arent watching, everybody would want to know me! (they would also never trust that my hands are clean! HAHAHAHAHHAHA)
Regarding the weight watching; I firmly believe you are a hot piece of Brad-ass, so keep up the good work. I also think that you dont really need the chinese, you just like really little men with no body hair. No, seriously your a handsome boy. I'd like you to pop out of my fortune cookie. I dont even need lucky numbers on the back. Can I bring you home to mom? Maybe I could have a really little man with no body hair deliver you. In a small cardboard box with a metal handle.... Sorry Im fantasizing, and I dont know if its about you now, or chinese food... I think I want both.
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