Bah... Nuts to the lot of em!
Interesting experience today, that I'd like to share. I am fortunate in that I have a friend who works in a very high end salon here in providence. So when I need a hair cut I can go to a place that otherwise I wouldn't be able to afford and get a really nice hair cut. The stylist gentleman who cuts my hair, stereotypically enough, prefers the company of man to that of ladies. As Seinfeld has said, not that there is anything wrong with that.... But it seems that after a few months of going to see him, he is starting to feel comfortable enough with me to share what in retrospect a little more than I wanted to know about his take on the fairer sex...
"It looks like an open wound" "and that smell! Like someone had crab for dinner on Monday and the shells have been in the garbage all week in the sun!" OK that's great... "I had a woman give me head once and I thought I'd return the favor, until I got close enough to smell it and then I said no way, I did put my penis in there though" Then he calls over another gay man.. "You've had sex with a woman before right?" "Yes" the man replies "In your experience is it common for a woman to cry to express her orgasm?" My stylist asks..
Now I'm in total shock, why now in the middle of my haircut is this conversation acceptable?
I think it's a shock factor thing, a grown man who is comfortable with his sexuality, who works in an industry that almost prides itself on not only accepting homosexuality but embraces it as a show of style. He has no one in his life that doesn't accept his lifestyle. So lets have some fun and "freak out the squares" yeah man that's cool...
That been said, my hair looks good hahahaha
jujitsu tonight, I'm hoping to use my friends CD burner to get some of the bands practice sessions onto a disc. I'll cut those to mp3 and try and find a host online to share it with you all...
suppose I should start getting ready.
Nothing but love for you all, but as Ice Cube says "bitches ain't shit but tricks and ho's"
Brad
"It looks like an open wound" "and that smell! Like someone had crab for dinner on Monday and the shells have been in the garbage all week in the sun!" OK that's great... "I had a woman give me head once and I thought I'd return the favor, until I got close enough to smell it and then I said no way, I did put my penis in there though" Then he calls over another gay man.. "You've had sex with a woman before right?" "Yes" the man replies "In your experience is it common for a woman to cry to express her orgasm?" My stylist asks..
Now I'm in total shock, why now in the middle of my haircut is this conversation acceptable?
I think it's a shock factor thing, a grown man who is comfortable with his sexuality, who works in an industry that almost prides itself on not only accepting homosexuality but embraces it as a show of style. He has no one in his life that doesn't accept his lifestyle. So lets have some fun and "freak out the squares" yeah man that's cool...
That been said, my hair looks good hahahaha
jujitsu tonight, I'm hoping to use my friends CD burner to get some of the bands practice sessions onto a disc. I'll cut those to mp3 and try and find a host online to share it with you all...
suppose I should start getting ready.
Nothing but love for you all, but as Ice Cube says "bitches ain't shit but tricks and ho's"
Brad
1 Comments:
ho's and trick's
if your gonna quote the cube be acurate biatch....
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